Ken Mellons - Don't Make Me Have to Come in There lyrics

When I was a boy about ten years old I went swimmin' in the fishin' hole Floatin' around in my birthday suit When a friend turned over my inner tube Said a four letter word, and my heart sank When Mama snuck up and screamed from the bank (Chorus) Don't make me have to come in there You'd rather tangle with a grizzly bear You got about a minute to get out here Don't make me have to come in there Boy don't make me have to come in there Barely sixteen when I borrowed me the car Started to a movie, ended up at a bar With a fake ID I got in And ordered a round for all my friends Took a little sip, then spit it on the floor When I heard Daddy holler from the front door (Repeat chorus) Son don't make me have to come in there Last night I was down at the Do Drop in Talkin' to an old girlfriend My little woman gave me a call When I said hello she began to squall Don't you lie to me, you're not alone I'm right outside on my cellular phone (Repeat chorus) You better not make me have to come in there (Repeat chorus) You better not make me have to come in there