[Intro: Andy Hopkins] Why is everybody always pickin' on me? [Verse: Kelly Hogan & Andy Hopkins] "Where you been? Where you been?" It's the same old question again [Kelly Hogan & Andy Hopkins] What's the use? Baby, what's the use? They ain't never gonna turn us loose Well, there's mud all over your face Oh, your lipstick is way out of place Are we gonna tell 'em what we told 'em every time before? Ain't that right? [Chorus: Kelly Hogan & Andy Hopkins] They won't leave us alone They want us to come on home We been busy makin' merry And pickin' wild mountain berries We're pickin' wild mountain berries That's our excuse every time We been busy makin' merry And pickin' wild mountain berries [Verse: Kelly Hogan & Andy Hopkins] Oh, Rudy Day, I don't know Oh, Kelly, I don't know If I can keep, honey, from lettin' it show Well, what's the plan? Baby, what's the plan? We got to get on home as fast as we can Well, your hair is drippin' wet Oh, your clothes are soakin' wet [Kelly Hogan & Andy Hopkins] But we didn't go skinny dippin' in the cement pond No, no, no [Bridge: Kelly Hogan & Andy Hopkins] You're my baby And you're my man Aw, but your hair is gettin' to be a mess And there ain't no berries in your bucket Well, we'll explain it, honey, the best that we can [Chorus: Kelly Hogan & Andy Hopkins] They won't leave us alone They want us to come on home We been busy makin' merry And pickin' wild mountain berries We're pickin' wild mountain berries That's our excuse every time We been busy makin' merry And pickin' wild mountain berries We been busy makin' merry And pickin' wild mountain berries We been busy makin' merry And pickin' wild mountain berries