(university professors) So you want to be a student at the university Here in Montpelier to get yourself a fine degree We can make you a doctor just as long as you will see We're in charge we run the show We'll teach you all you need to know And more We've been told you know the name of each and every star But remember, boy, that will not get you very far So don't waste our time and yours, no matter who you are We're the boss, we set the rules Yes we make wise men out of fools Or worse But if you think it's all a game And if you think you really being clever And if you think those books are all the same We can only tell you that you never ever Be a proper student at the university Here in Montpellier and get yourself a fine degree Never be a doctor if you refuse to see We're in charge we run the show We'll teach you all you need to know No more