Reality TV Cue the laugh can Cue the awwwwws Cue the sad story with a happy ending Congrats, your hashtag's trending Cue the uplifting music Cue the claps, cue the drums Cue the build up of feelings they're feeding Since scene number one That's some scary sh**, son I'd like a time refund Wait, can I say sh** on the radio? No? Oh, ok then, I'll tell you what my Daddy says Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who f**ing cares! Cue the laugh can Cue the awwwwws Cue the sad story with a happy ending Congrats, your hashtag's trending There's nothing even real about reality shows