Kato - One Piece Pajama Rap lyrics

I'm not even really a rapper, much less a solid lyricist I should be cruising eBay, looking for first appearances My Overstreet guide by my side, interfering when A comic's not at least Very Fine, then I'm veering in A New Direction, like Schuester's section At McKinley High, I would like a huge connection With the Cheerios, stick me in with Sue Sylvester Watching Brit and Santana execute their stretches That just added to my attribute of "cosplay obsession" Where girls can dress like Pikachu and still make it s**y They can even be the cast from Assa**in's Creed Like Angelica Dawn, Lindsay Elyse, and Jessica Nigri Please... I'm a geek slash Xbox elitist Who just wishes table top games came with achievements For every dungeon crawl, I'm cleaving a string of fiendish Creatures till I have enough GS that I'd be happy to leave with So when I say I pop, don't relate that to Glocks It's the sound that pops, when achievements are unlocked I provoke the southern racists on Live by making My party get so damn gangster it'll leave Harlem Shaking Eight year-olds have overpopulated Black Ops, and each of these kiddies need their Turtle Beach's confiscated I find it hard to concentrate So I dream of Jennifer Lawrence as my wife, who's just too nice to consummate I just want to copulate with Mystique But she'd blow me off like in that speech that was given by Ang Lee Neglecting to mention his whole vfx team But if we didn't exist, this is all that you would see The nerd life is what I'm used to living When I say the word fun, what do you envision? I'm probably at Pulp Comics with my crew diggin Through the longboxes to see if they have any new additions To complete my Uncanny run With 50% off back issues, I usually spend a grand at once But that includes Marvel Universe figures, I'm fixing To get the Diamond Selects that my collection is missing I'm the geek with the hottest flow I'm breaking panels in this game like I was stuck inside of Comix Zone My raps are Cataclysmic and methodical Volatile fires transmute into these verses that are audible You rappers usually have this grumpy cat attitude And only rap about being high like you were Lakitu But if you want to battle, I'm squashing the competition Like I'm Yoshi, eating shells, spitting fire right back at you "Mario Bros." is my gang, if you're hip you can join I heard we're supposed to hit the block and break bricks for the coin I was a caught off guard when I was hanging with the boys You should have seen my face when they said they bang their toys I keep mine mint on card, so you can sense my frustration But Scarlet Witch does kinda tempt me on occasion So if want to be gang related I guess X-23 just put me in a sticky situation