Batten down the hatches, lock up grandma's ashes Anything that smashes, hide away You-know-who is coming over And if she isn't sober, there'll be hell to pay Yeah, we'll have hell to pay But I will play the perfect host and hope she won't go too far Just by being in your life, your friends will tell you who you are Your friends will tell you who you are This wine-tasting cla** is filled with silly arses Trying to add some style to what they swill And I know I'm no better, fickle as a feather We clink and then refill But there's still time for me to change Even though as soon as I start When you debut those brand new shoes Your friends will tell you who you are Your friends will tell you who you are One by one they scatter ashes over water Just catch up each summer, catch each other's colds And then goodbye Can I have another drink? I feel like another drink No, don't wanna call it a night (hiccup) I'll call it a disaster, drink to dying laughter But I won't go with no fight And you just smile, kiss me goodnight Because you have a good heart When you forget why you should be loved Your friends will tell you who you are Your friends will tell you who you are They will tell you who, your friends will tell you who you are, they'll tell you They'll tell you who your friends will tell you who you are They will tell you who, your friends will tell you who you are, they'll tell you They'll tell you who your friends will tell you who you are They will tell you who, your friends will tell you who you are, they'll tell you Your friends will, they'll tell you