The say everyone should have their heart broken at least once That is how you grow emotionally Well I have been misused by many-many-many men But nothing can compare to how you treated me At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay And though it's many years ago I feel it to this day And now You wanna be my friend on Facebook Are you f**ing kidding me? All the memories are flooding back to me now All the ways you stole the light from my eyes I traveled so far just to get away from you 'Til this morning's friend request surprise At times it really felt as though I'd never smile again You narcissistic arsehole Oh you nasty, nasty man And now You wanna be my friend on Facebook Are you f**ing kidding me? I don't wanna know what kind of co*ktail you are Or which member of the Beatles Or which 1960s movie star I don't give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate I'd suspect you'd be a pirate But I don't wanna verify it And I don't give a sh** what your stripper name is Or if your kitty had a litter Look – just follow me on twitter I don't care about your family tree And I certainly don't want you poking me (again) And so you wanna be my friend on Facebook Oh you f**ing, f**ing f** Click, ignore