oh man turned 98 he won the lottery and died the next day it's a black flag and your chardonnay d**h row pardon 2 minutes too late (chrous) isn't it ironic, don't you think? it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride and you already paid good advice that you just didn't take and who would have thought it figure he played it safe was afraid to fly he packed his suitcase kissed his kids good-bye he waited his whole damn life to take that flight and as the plane crashed down he thought well isn't this nice well life has a funny way of helping you out when you think every things okay everythings goin right traffic jam when you're already late a no smoking sign on your cigarette break it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife it's like meeting the man of my dreams then meetinghis beautiful wife (chorus) isn't it ironic? don't you think?