Kashmir - Lollypork Stomp lyrics

the moon was hanging cool and full above the waving swimming pool as we were feeding mouths with heat and drool 'cuz we were having christmas feast a merry one with pork and grease and every guest was eating meat like beasts 'cuz santa gave us lollypork and everyone was gay the smell of frying pig was in the air I really think that eating piggy pork is quite O.K as long as the meat is well done I think its fair fanatic vegetarians would call us rude barbarians but before they did we forked them on the grill the taste was quite 'mermalian' reminded me of aliens but salt could give oooooh the last thrill and santa gave us lollypork.... my youngest son once asked his dad "how can it be that I'm so fat? you taught me lollypork was for my health! the skinny kids with baseball bats still kick my a** and tell me that my family was never one of wealth" and santa gave us lollypork....