[lyrics originally transcripted by jimmy dyna & etze] Yo, hawaiian shirt, sipping ouzo The flying puto I'm in the club sipping overproof with loose hoes Puffing cuban cigars Getting lyrical My tilted troopy [?] makes me the smooth criminal I tell a chicken ‘wa**up? how's your back today?' I see you're still rocking a plaster like Wackaday Yo we was doing our thing Do you remember what i did between your legs that had your face like “ping!” Oh, snap There must have been the alcohol talking through your chest I know the rest They say mixing a drink is bad for your health By the end of the night you'll be stabbing yourself But yo, i just keep mixing them up, yo, I'm twisted Picking a fight with an oak tree Yo, that's gifted Making up with my ??? Just juicing Time to head to the next spot and keep it moving I just came to get krunk Observing the world through the eyes of a drunk Should i blaze the cess or blaze the skunk? Just fill up my gla** and pa** the blunt Guzzling the absinthe Losing my mind in a labyrinth My n***a David Bowie got the cannabis I smoke and inhale I guzzle and piss f**ed up And I'm loving this sh** Feeling superhuman Drawing chicks like Port Newman I never tap no yat that looks like a moomin But that's another album for another time But for now havana club with double lime Getting free d** with my n***a Castro A good friend who taught me how to maximize cash flow You can pick what you like Drinking liquor all night Sparking Phillies, getting ill on the mic We might beat you down Getting drunker than your uncle Karaoke hits from Simon and Garfunkel I mean what i meant [?] I'm out of here fam Onto the next space like Cool Ken I just came to get krunk Observing the world through the eyes of a drunk Should i blaze the cess or blaze the skunk? Just fill up my gla** and pa** the blunt