Kashmere - Shots lyrics

Uh, off the rocker, swinging the Dinglehopper Strange Universe got the eminus swing to rock ya My main b**h cleans the bedpan If I ever try calling her a b**h I'd be a dead man Yes fam, King Kash rocking the golliwog On the Oldtimer King Kash is dropping the ollie pop More often than not, emcees trying brainstorm They're comical, like a grown man riding a skateboard The golden oldie with the golden shower power Mario with the flower getting hired by the hour In the lab an*lyzing a vaporwave tape The great ape, the duo's like Mister Lee and Braithwaite Take the bait, who's gonna save your face? The cheese is in the trap, who's gonna take the weight? Great, another f**boy conundrum ‘nough toys abundant, love, joy and blunt skins Little man wants to be an emcee Bust a shot in the club! Bust a shot in the club! Little lady wants to be an emcee Bust a shot in the club! Bust a shot in the club! Yo, a knuckle thorn [?] calling me a nerd will leave a deep scar I'd rather be a nerd than an unintelligent retard Here's my card, read it and go and f** yourself Hustler not a rapper, beat it and go buck yourself Claim you have nothing to lose cause you don't love yourself That's a lie, you're a narcissist with a Gucci belt Have fun with that sophisticated mumble rap Step aside the club, party and you can bust a cap Arrested in public, you're live on TMZ Smiling for the camera while the lions are being fed I'm video bombing flying past riding the bmx Striving to be the best while I see you're crying for PMS What a mess! Thought you were hard to d**h Caught by the fuzz, now your options are optionless Yes! Got the Captain Picard facepalm It's all fun and games like drinking a jar of napalm Little man wants to be an emcee Bust a shot in the club! Bust a shot in the club! Little lady wants to be an emcee Bust a shot in the club! Bust a shot in the club! Rappers shoot themselves in their motherf**ing dicks -ouch!- Trying to be famous, what a bunch of pricks Rappers shoot themselves in their motherf**ing dicks -ouch!- Trying to be famous, what a bunch of pricks