Kashmere - Freakazoid lyrics

[lyrics originally transcripted by jimmy dyna, etze and onesecbeforetheend] They say he needs to get a life He fell in love with Lara Croft But didn't mean to tell his wife (damn) He had a secret folder of pics on his PC Video game chicks in glorious 3D His concept of fiction ain't the best (nah) He couldn't get enough of those pixelated breasts Yes, his brain was real off-key He caught the bone watching Jill Valentine k** zombies Princess Peach and Zelda in a wet dream Peach grabbed Zelda and held her in the jetstream The next scenes defy the laws of sanity His parents got him beating it To screenshots of Princess Daphne -damn!- It was rumored he was in a love square With Nova Terra, Alyx Vance and Bayonetta, uh In his mind imaginary liaisons with Hana and Rain When the Fear Effect game's on Used to have trouble connecting with real humans Especially the females, they made him feel gruesome Eventually he grew up, bagged himself a wifey But on the down-low control pads are getting grimmey (wow) Slowly watching his condition go toxic He was tripping, fiending on Maria Robotnik I thought he was playing but now i know the truth He was a DV [?] Somebody please throw him off the roof [Chorus] The weirdest person on the Earth - He's a Freakazoid! Through the span of ??? - He's a Freakazoid! The pleasure is all his - He's a Freakazoid! Keep away from your kids!- He's a Freakazoid! Weird guy all alone - He's a Freakazoid! When you see him coming cross the road - He's a Freakazoid! Funny, whenever he was in the country You'd find him in his den, daydreaming about Chun-Li Spinning Bird kicks so he could see her panties Two player mode so he could see her fight Cammy Damn g, he said the sure fire heater Or was the freaky threeway with Sonya Blade and Mileena He must have been on some mega d** To think about boning Tyra Elson from Metal Slug On the verge of trynna vacate or flee Looked behind the cover [?], saw another Playstation 3 He's like an alcoholic, hiding bottles in the house A brother stays fondling the mouse Games, consoles to tower-cased desktops Sindel handjobs, Joanna Dark head-bobs In a hard drive hidden under floors He had mad .AVIs Street fighter Underwars You don't know the time? Google it You won't believe your eyes Mad thighs about computer sh** He's out of control like Hoobastank Curtain drawn permanent The first born nervous kid Not the type to slaughter pirates He clicked the wrong link f**ed around and caught a virus The one bug he could have carried [?] Trynna carry on like Leisure Suit Larry [Chorus] The weirdest person on the Earth - He's a Freakazoid! Through the span of ??? - He's a Freakazoid! The pleasure is all his - He's a Freakazoid! Keep away from your kids!- He's a Freakazoid! Weird guy all alone - He's a Freakazoid! When you see him coming cross the road - He's a Freakazoid!