Making my snacks at the Road k** Cafe Combing my hair with skeleton bone Cover my shoes and they taste like honey Cover my scent to the spider and the fly Cover my scent 'cause spider don't try Living by the rhythm at the Road k** Cafe You can run for President straighten up your tie Open your mind, it'll make you happy Polish of your booze with potatoes and a pie A jackknife rabbit just swoop me in the eye I just want to spend time with you I just want to spend all my time with you And if I want you to fight I'll leave I just wanna see you, I like seeing you Calling all the freaks to the Road k** Cafe You can leave be your babies with your rides by the door Look at your suit man you dress so snappy Sharpen your machete on a hoodoo drum Feeding your spaghetti through the barrel of a gun Feeding your spaghetti through the barrel of a gun Calling all the freaks to the Road k** Cafe Calling all the freaks to the Road k** Cafe Calling all the freaks to the Road k** Cafe Calling all the freaks to the Road k** Cafe