Karl Kuehn - Failure's Hall of Fame lyrics

Where do you go from love How do sign your name On the brick wall In failure's hall of fame There's no 401(k) At your mom's house Just cheap champagne Where you christen the couch Your final resting place I'll never stop This sick obsession With my evil thoughts Until I've done it all You start revisiting all Your high school haunts Wax nostalgic You haven't come far You hide in your car To avoid an old friend's mom Rea**essing your life Where did I go wrong You develop a crush on the mailman You jerk off outside Because you can I believe it's true That we should never meet our heroes And life's like a Monet Just squint your eyes It gains six zeroes I'll never stop This sick obsession With my evil thoughts Until I've done it all Until I hit the wall Until I finally fall