Karen Zoid - Waitress lyrics

I'm just a waitress The food here is tasteless I'm not your private wench So please excuse my French Medium to rare Want to stick it up your... Ask me to get some water For your difficult daughter -Repeat verse 1- Cabernet Sauvignon A nice Moët et Chandon k**ed a co*kroach in the kitchen Nearly part of the meal you'r eating You better be nice to me I'll spit in your coffee I'll spit in your tea I'm just a waitress My name's on the shiftlist I'm smiling 'cause it pays I cry on my off days Our special for the evening Is vichyssoise -a creamy leek potato soup Everything's always my fault When the kitchen's closed When your food is cold Lipstick mark on the coffee cup When the music s**s When the bread is old I'm just a waitress My name is on the shiftlist I'm smiling 'cause it pays I cry on my off days I cry on my off days I'm just a waitress I've been here For three years I'm still waiting I'm still waiting