Kane Lacey - The Lazy Song (Cover) lyrics

[Verse 1] Today I don't feel like doing fart fart fart I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up Then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants Nobody's gonna tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch Just chillin' in my snuggie Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie Cause in my castle I'm the f**ing man Oh, oh [Pre-Chorus] I said it I said it I said it cause I farted [Chorus] Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all [Verse 2] Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X Meet a really nice boy, have some really nice s** He's gonna scream out: 'u are crap [Oh my god, u are crap] Yeah I might mess around, get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry dad, you'll just have to wait (ha) Oh, oh [Pre-Chorus] I said it I said it I said it cause I can [Chorus] Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No, I ain't gonna comb my hair Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah [Chorus] Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything [Outro] Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all