I found myself a girl I gave her everything Well I tried my best oh Not to jest and not to sin I found myself a girl I tried tried for awhile Yeah I acted a fool And I lost my cool Oh I was just a child But I found myself a girl I found myself a girl And I left her alone I gave her pain When I went away It was like a dog and a bone So listen to me friends If you find yourself a girl Run fast as you can If you know you're not a man Don't give it a whirl Don't find yourself a girl