My cousin in the Bronx He knows everyone And he says "Start a revolution without me I'll definitely be at the next one" My cousin in the Bronx I should probably get a taxi home Oh oh oh oh Especially around at this time of night Oh oh oh oh Never stay out of the party Forever more than a record now My cousin in the Bronx He knows everyone And he says "Start a revolution without me I've got to cut my hair" My cousin in the Bronx He knows everyone And he says "Start a revolution without me I'll definitely be at the next one" My cousin in the Bronx Why am I always the last one to leave? Oh oh oh oh Walking home with my Saturday clothes on Oh oh oh oh You can print out all the posters It could get last in the gasters My cousin in the Bronx He knows everyone And he says "Start a revolution without me I've got to cut my hair" My cousin in the Bronx He knows everyone And he says "Start a revolution without me I'll definitely be at the next one" My cousin in the Bronx