Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Everything is average nowadays Everything is average nowadays Everyone would do it if they can And everything is going down the pan And everyone is following the craze And everything is average Now you say it's getting better But I don't really see the signs Said it is too different You thought it would be suicide Not much to believe in Left up on a shelf So get your coats we're leaving We'll just do something else Ohhhh Everything is average nowadays Everything is average nowadays And everything is of no consequence Cos everyone is sitting on the fence And everything will always stay the same Cos everything is average Now you said you didn't mean it You threw away the book of rules You thought that we should read it I wouldn't even know how to Not much to believe in Left up on the shelf So get your coats we're leaving We'll just do something else All I need is a ball and a wall Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather All I need is a ball and a wall A sledge and a hill in heavy weather Oh oh oh oh etc. Not much to believe in Left up on the shelf So get your coats we're leaving We'll just do something else Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Everything is average nowadays Everything is average nowadays Everyone would do it if they can And everything is going down the pan And everyone is following the craze And everything is average nowadays