Kabuto The Python - Sequential Art lyrics

(Verse 1) I used to read Control-Alt-Delete Yeah, I know, but I was thirteen or so and yo, I thought it was sweet And I was awkward and meek, into these comics for geeks Put in a Star Wars reference and I'm probably piqued Yo, I read Penny Arcade, isn't it lame I used to only read the ones about the video games I wasn't spitting no game, probably don't need to explain Because I get the feeling some of y'all done did it the same I used to read Sluggy Freelance as a kid Riff and Torg and Aylee and Bun-Bun were the sh** That was, what, back in aught-one or aught-two It was all right, if you wanna read Sluggy you ought to Furries had Better Days--incest and Ayn Rand And TwoKinds's fanbase never thought it kinda bland I ain't f**s with all that, but Lackadaisy Cats is still my sh** I'll three-finger smack a hater (Slap!!!) (Chorus) Support your favorite webcomic, else they ain't eating White Ninja, Doctor McNinja stay sneaking Problem Sleuth, Homestuck, Gunshow--way decent Plus, innumerable big ups to Kate Beaton Ayo, when's Tom Siddell gonna put more sh** for sale? Dresden Codak, Octopus Pie, The Chipper Whale TopatoCo and all of the strips that it entails Wonderella, Achewood, Digger, and other tales (Verse 2) In high school, I was all about the Dinosaur Comics Because the dinosaurs were dope and the writing was flawless T-rex was ‘bout it, stomping mad anachronisms But he'd always get his sh** shut down by raptor wisdom No beef, but though I never messed with any Clark Kent I'd hop up on Safari for some Questionable Content I read it for a year before it lost its interest to me Honestly, I think I started cause I thought there would be b**bies Overcompensating, course Wigu was my boy I loved the little yellow thingy who was made out of poison They sold him as a toy son Cra**? It's debatable They got a hundred comic shirts for sale up on TopatoCo Perry Bible Fellowship was doper than most I remember when it used to update with multiple posts And I read some underground sh**: Thinkin' Lincoln, mad sick Wondermark, Gaming Guardians and Reprographics (Chorus) (Verse 3) These days it's Gunnerkrigg Court, because it stays dope And Prequel, when either updates pages, I'm way stoked Katja Donlan and Managan be my fave folks Hope the latter manages to stay up off the rape jokes Abominable.cc, a strip that really's An inimitable mixture of heartsick and wistful and silly The little baby fox motherf**er k**ed me I copped the book, support for Charles Christopher, you feel me? I got heat (no Charlie Heston) For cats who trace pics and flaunt degrees like Tom Preston And on the topic of strips I'm not reading: f** misogynist apologist sh** like Dom Deegan And that Tarol Hunt guy is a slimy jerk I would be saying that even if I liked his work Ayo The Meek's great, crazy, and at times berserk And I'm tryna make the time to read Delilah Dirk (Chorus)