[Dr. Dooom] Yeah~! A special bulletin Dr. Dooom Now I'm lookin from the outside, a lot of soul sellin Tuxedo rebellin, they posted up with a lot of Duke Ellin' Retarded storytellin Blacks with white lips, chewin chicken and watermelon Corporate tapdancers, they sap dancers Monkies with money with cups On they feet, they sing and rap on every beat They can't seem to notice, the glamorous Slick three marble soundcheck floors I guess the demons soundcheck yours The Betty Boo's of rap They make you lose in rap [Chorus] Stephen (yessir!) Fetcher (I'll fetch it) Tap dance (I'se ready) Monkies with a cup [Dr. Dooom] Go head up there, and play the guitar Look like a starving slave, what way are you trying to pave? Youse a artificial, piece of tissue Takin up space in another issue The public stay laughin, I don't have to get you Youse a test tube baby The test tube Cag' Lacey You too Sammy Davis'd out to face me With one eye on Broadway, how you gon' face me In broad day, with the food tray? Flyin your way, out of Rahway Your hand turn spicy, sautee Soakin in the Oil of Olay Upsettin your stomach, girl got you takin fart pills A lot of Rolaids You think you somethin, with rubber bands on your braids [Chorus] [Dr. Dooom] The music got you hot, in the hotel The whims that you gettin flimsy Fred Astaire'd out, you wear it out like you could vic You move and switch, like Frank's hot but Frank you not You think you not, the overtime mill' spent to promote you You think you flow too Anything you go to, you let the man behind you come and mold you Your chick set up the night, she told you Envelope'd up, they lick and fold you You just a ball around the team they throw you You can't count, tell me how much they owe you A place to live, a studio with ProTools? Advance in the car Now you ridin around like you so cool [Chorus] - repeat 2X [Dr. Dooom] This goes out to the Uncle Toms in the music business Don't pretend that you don't~! I watch the Grammies every year, and the American Music Awards I see all of y'all doin the monkey dance