We were three little girls from school One was pretty, one was smart And one was a borderline fool Well, she's still good lookin' That woman hadn't slipped a bit The smart one used her head She made her fortune And me, I cross the border every chance I get We were the girls of the 50's Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's And more than our names got changed As the 70's slipped on by Now we're 80's ladies There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried We've been educated We got liberated And had complicating matters with men Oh, we've said "I do" And we've signed "I don't" And we've sworn we'd never do that again Oh, we burned our bras And we burned our dinners And we burned our candles at both ends And we've had some children Who look just like the way we did back then Oh, but we're all grown up now All grown up But none of us could tell you quite how We were the girls of the 50's Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's Hunny, more than our names got changed As the 70's slipped on by Now we're 80's ladies There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried A- my name is Alice I'm gonna marry Artie We're gonna sell appleS And live in Arkansas B- my name is Betty I'm gonna marry Bobby We're gonna sell beanS And live in Brazil C- my name is Connie I'm gonna marry Charlie We're gonna sell cars And live in California