K.T. Oslin - Mary And Willi lyrics

This is the story of Mary and Willi Modern lovers who never met They're both lookin? for that perfect love Neither one's found it yet Ya see Willie wants his women beautiful Or Willi don't want em at all If Willi can't have a beauty on his arm Willi stays home Willi drinks beer Willi watches ball That's why willi ain't got no woman Let's see why Mary ain't got no man Let?s? a take a look a look at ole har workin? Mary Got a little business it's doin? well Well, she says her workin? life is heaven Her personal life is hell Maybe Mary is much to choosey And she might wind up alone If Mary can't have Mister perfect on her arm Everyone else is wrong Mary Ain't got no one to call her baby Willi ain't got no shoulder to learn on Nothin? ordinary Ever do for Willi and Mary That's why Willi ain't got no woman That's why Mary ain't go man