K-Rino - Alien Baby lyrics

[Intro: K-Rino] OK, if you'll all gather around, and be real good I'll tell you the story about the alien child And how he came to be on this planet here with us Listen... [Verse 1: K-Rino] Way off in the galaxy, far away There was a planet in dissaray and total dismay A sinister circumstance and a retched display The population terrorized by a k**er named K The wisdom of the whole world was kept in a book For only the King to read, no others could look K snuck in through the castle, took a leak on the lawn Before anyone could respond, he and the book was gone Took it to a cave at an unreachable height Memorized three thousand pages in only one night The light came on, rays shot from his face He had aquired the ability to conquer the place He wasted no time, ravaging life with his hand Overthrew the world rulers and took over the land With every second that he studied it, his power increased And all he kept saying was, "This book is a beast" [Hook 2x: K-Rino] Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooooh, ooh-ooh-ooooh It's the alien baby, baby [Verse 2: K-Rino] His reign had lasted two centuries and then A secret congregation developed among men One guy said, "Think as hard as you can So we can come up with a plan to get rid of this man" A lady walked in before the plotting could start "Y'all have seemed to forgotten the most monotonous part" She said, "He's bound to put an end, to the gossiping men Don't you know he's got the book, you can't possibly win" The meeting ajourned, everybody sadly moved on The lady left and transformed, it was K all along But an old man walked up, with plans for the task He said, "There's one thing K doesn't know that this book has A pamphlet consisting of only one page With the power to disengage, evil at any stage" They said, "If that book is real, he already k**ed it" The man opened up his coat, and light beamed and he revealed it [Hook 2x: K-Rino] [Verse 3: K-Rino] Heavens to Murgatroyd, what the hell, lo and behold When he opened the book wind started blowing in cold He started chanting, "Yay yay yay yay", a language unknown Then his voice lowered deeper to a dangerous tone He was summoning the book's destruction for an hour A guy stood skeptical and doubted his power As the doubter thought, "All of this is fake" in his mind The man looked right at him, told him, "No it's not and kept trying He collapsed, he woke and said, "The planet is saved If you looking to find K, he's out cold in a cave" Soldiers rushed up to capture him, bombarded the entrance Starving for vengeance, but all they saw was an infant They said, "He got away, the planet's in trouble" "No he didn't, he's the baby in the oblong shuttle Sentence to start over, be no kindred of you And there's a planet called Earth that we're sending him to" The little shuttle was propelled through the darkness of space Past lightspeed, sped at a remarkable pace Like a meteor it hit the ground and shook up the land In South Park they found a baby with a book in his hand [Hook 2x: K-Rino]