K-Rino - Talk Show lyrics

What's up fool, what's the deal man? (Nah I'm just chillin', n***a.) What you watchin', fool? (Man, this old talk show, you know how they be on here trippin' and sh**.) Man, I can't believe you watchin' that, dog, come around with ya boy, I'll show you a real talk show [Verse 1] Let's start it off in South Park player, home of the dropper You see that boy right there? He smashin' his homeboy' baby mama If you think she might be pregnant she is And that fool that she livin' with think that it's his Now you sayin' that's his partner baby, not so fast It's some player on the North side been k**in' that a** And just when they felt like they had the daddy attached They did a DNA test and neither one of 'em matched Now let's travel to the projects and check on Mike He just found out his girlfriend's in love with a dyke Caught kissin' like a motherf**er, what could he say? So he went on told the truth and let her know he was gay You see that fine girl right there? You might wanna trip her Might as well, she just told her new husband she a stripper This some [?] sh**, people up to no good K-Rino my talk show I'm comin' straight out the hood [Hook] Turn off your TV, partna, let's go ride You can witness all that same drama right outside I'd cancel that bullsh** if I could 'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood [Verse 2] Now let's travel to the white side of the town for a spell This fool we 'bout to check out, man he's funny as hell Somebody oughta whip his a** with a windshield wiper Thirty-five years old, walk around the house in a diaper As we flip through the streets bumpin' tight-a** beats Look at these redneck racists in these white-a** sheets I'ma bring it to they head, nothin' left to be said By the time the law show up, all that sh** gon' be red Now look at this ignant ba*tard over here named Bob He's feelin' great because his woman just gave him a bl**job [?] to s** the titties, now he's holdin' her hand That's when she snatched the wig off and told his a** she a man Now they [?] tryin' to slang Lil' punk-a** white boys talkin' bout they in a gang It's some [?] sh**, people up to no good K-Rino my talk show I'm comin' straight out the hood [Hook] [Verse 3] Ooh, man, what the hell is goin' on Just look around, playa everybody doin' wrong Everywhere I turn, fools gettin' outta line Let me give my final thought, drop the beat one time Ricki Lake is fake, Montel can go to hell f** a [?] Sally Jessy Raphael Never get no love from me, I stand alone I wouldn't watch it if Jerry Springer was f**in' Jenny Jones Same old topics, they just take turns usin' 'em People mad at folks from the past verbally abusin' 'em Girls gettin' makeovers and dressin' with cla** After comin' out with [?] all up in they a** You got fights, transvestites, punks, and dykes Golddiggers and tricks, blacks against the whites Man this ain't on the subject but I'll say it before I leave ya f** Judge Judy 'cause I don't like her a** either [Hook]