Wanted smoked turkey, instead they gave me roasted Life would be easy if b**hes just did what I told em Bunch of rich kids, white sh** up on their noses Dickhead elected even though I freaking voted No one RSVP’d to the party that I hosted Swimming in a pool of negative emotions Get too close, I’ll sue f** you and your mom too I hate beagles and sunshine Losers and anime Only thing I love is this world is a tragedy Seven days straight, I’ll complain, right Wanna see me satisfied, better hang tight I got beef with the MTA, all my relatives are my enemies Everybody blows regardless of what I do There’s a hair in my Thai food I hate my job, I hate my dog, I hate it all I hate my friends, I hate my dad, it’s all their fault Sometimes I even think that I might hate myself I hate everyone and nobody can help I, I hate everyone I, I hate everyone I, I hate everyone and nobody can help Crowded in the subway, robbed out my pockets OD’ed on vitamin C but obviously got sick Housewives addicted to gossip A dozen idiots rubbing tits in a mosh pit Paid all my bills but the water’s still toxic Only thing to do now is sit around and talk sh** Doing awesome, it’s all FUBAR f** you and your cool car I hate flowers and airplanes Nice guys and good deeds Only thing I love in this world is some good weed Breathe in and out but I’m angry My son does d**, his teachers blame me Boss won’t pay me, government’s faithless Dislike things and I have no basis Not sorry, how’s that? Dead rat in my mousetrap I don’t want to see beauty, I don’t want to see beauty I hate my job, I hate my dog, I hate it all I hate my friends, I hate my dad, it’s all their fault Sometimes I even think that I might hate myself I hate everyone and nobody can help I, I hate everyone I, I hate everyone I, I hate everyone and nobody can help Deck stacked against me, my heart filled with emptiness I like it like when it’s getting worse