[Intro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] This is dedicated, to allllllll you b**h a**ssssss [Hook 2X: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Who can make it happen like Dirt? Bury motherf**ers like Dirt? A Dirty for drama, get's worse Who can make it happen like Dirt?, tell me [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Standin' over bodies with a shovel Standin' over bad, til my beef all settle On another level, cuz I dance with the Devil Then I slap a b**h in the eye, with the bezzle Starin' at ice, so my nine stare back Then I shoot first, so you won't shoot back Criminal thoughts, sippin' on Similac If I walk with a limp, then it's pimp tag scrap On sundown, you gonna eat these rounds Roll on the b**h a**, with the tops dropped down Dirty stay focused on the bend, deep n***a Then I will offend, who offend me, n***a [Hook 2X] [Hook 2X: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Who can make it happen like Dirt? Bury motherf**ers like Dirt? When the cavalry come, and you face these guns Who can make it happen like Dirt? [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] If you sittin' beside me in the church One hand on the bible, on hand on your purse f**in' the deacon's wife, like I'm Judas Y'all thank God, while me and my stank, do this Had her online like desktop computers We ran the train, like rush hour commuters Pack a p**y, like p**n stars, yea, ya'll Who can make it happen, Dirt Dog, the rock star Bury motherf**ers who come, so stay far I can send a bullet back to when, ya'll start war Who can make it happen like Dirt? Who can get it clappin' like Dirt? Who can make it happen like Dirt? [Hook 2X: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Who can make it happen like Dirt? Bury motherf**ers like Dirt? When the cavalry come, and you face these guns Who can make it happen like Dirt?