[Intro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] You want this Dirty long, you want this sh** You want it, you need it You want this Dirty long, you want this sh** You want it, you need it...... [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Don't need muscle, cuz Barry got a gun Nighttime, still blaze like sun Book the residence, worry bout none Chillin' with believer, drinkin' zero proof rum Darker is better, cuz the dick's well done Be a good girl, let you taste what I'm from Baby, I'm the man, with the frame: well hung Cuz a squirrel, is a squirrel til a squirrel get a nut Get a bu*t, like an ashtray, point it out, I eat her Til the 6, been callin', sayin, "nah, I don't wanna meet her" In the a**, to some Pendergra**, after smokin' gra** f** her fast like a rabbit, I'm a s** fiend addict I'm a s** fiend addict, I'm a s** fiend addict [Interlude: Ol' Dirty ba*tard (sample) {Black Keith}] You want this good looking muthaf**a Cuz I'm a good looking muthaf**a, girl You want this Dirty long, you want this sh** You want it, you need it.. (It's so doggone good, it's so doggone good It's so doggone good, it's so doggone good) 2X {Keep calling me...} {p**y keep calling me} [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] If she's layin' in my sheets, she's the freek of the week Seen it all, done it all, lick my balls with her tongue Got my toes curled up, like I'm sayin' right on If you wanna ride home, let me call you a cab Cuz the next b**h coming, might be coming in the cab Like licking, you can chill, if you ain't, you can escape Cuz the friend's coming with her, and she can participate After Mardi Gras, I meet 'em in titty bars Take 'em home, and bend 'em, and fill 'em with Dirty long co*k strong dick diesel, when I stand like an easel Come sit on Mini Me, and put a smile on Dr. Evil Got some sunshine, leavin' my girl behind The kind of p**y that start up a conga line p**y callin', I be pickin' it up p**y robber, I be stickin' it up When I leave the ringer off, I be missin' a nut I be missin' a nut, I be missin' a nut [Outro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard (sample) {Black Keith}] Yo, you get your friends, and I'mma get my friends And we gonna smoke some sh**, and we gonna do this sh** You know what I'm sayin', we gonna go wild like animals and run loose in this Muthaf**a (It's so doggone good, it's so doggone good It's so doggone good, it's so doggone good) 2X {Keep calling me...} Yeah, you like it when I go deep, baby, it's that Dirty long baby f** you, f** you, f** you, come all in that p**y {p**y keep calling me} Aiyo, hold on, hold on for a second {p**y keep calling me} (I wanna keep on, checkin' on you, yeah.... I got to know everything you do Cuz you're lovely, love that you that, hey hey hey, you so doggone good)