I know a place Pretty as pie Out where the river bend Hits up with the end of the sky It's left of Nebraska And over a crest On a little patch of heaven Way out west Everything's green Know what I mean Darlin' it's quite the sweetest sight that you ever done seen Ain't nothin' much out there Just life at its best On that little patch of heaven Way out west Bees by the dozen Are buzzin' Real peaceful Every bluebonnet Doggone it Smells nice Even the tumblin' tumbleweed Slows down to match ter speed On my tiny half-an-acre Of paradise Every which way bu*tercups sway Out on the hill, the daffodills are enjoyin' the day What could be better Than settin' to rest On a little patch of heaven Way out west Hummin' birds flutter In utter contentment Every dark daisy Feels lazy, you bet Even the skeeters an' the fleas Say may,I, thanks and please Why, it's just as close to perfect As you can get Darlin', I swear Once you been there There ain't a view Beneath the blue That could ever compare The only thing missin' Is you as my guest On that little patch of heaven Way out west Why don'tcha come visit There's room in my nest On that little patch of heaven Way out west!