[Intro] Yo Yo, singin, one time for your mind [Verse 1] I met a girl. She worked at McDonalds Always drinking Jack; in her purse, there's a bottle And she just wanted to be a f**ing nurse or a doctor But she never got sh**. Degrees? Punch clock, six Watch and listen: Apart from getting her life stuck, she Started stripping at parties, tips for the tight bu*t, jeez She could make a head turn twice Geppetto on her shoulder said her checks weren't right She said, "It's my body. I'm an independent woman and I'm Finally getting money, feeling like I earned something." And so, she kept going; and her tips kept growing Creeps kept coming, asking when her next show is For some reason her body collects focus She thought "Good, I guess I get more tips." Fixated on paper-chase and making cake All night, working 8-to-8 She met a guy. A regular, let's call him Chuck He had a real nice smile, and he was tall as f** And he would talk to her with the decent speech Acknowledge her as a woman, not a piece of meat, and she Liked that. Started batting her eyelash She liked Chuck, heart tapping when guy pa**ed Right fast, I guess she was smitten "The guy's rad!", she could tell he was different Every night he'd come through and say hi Tip a couple twenty's like a real great guy; "How perfect can a guy b-b-be?" She stuttered, she didn't know what he hides underneath All the pictures of her glued to the side of his wall And his mind f**ing crawled with the violent thoughts He wanted her to be his, and his alone He had plans to creep in when she's at home Scoop her up in his arms with a knife Rip apart all her life, sending scars through her mind And so, he made plans The cookies in the bake pan "Walk her home at night? What a f**ing great chance!" He said, he said he said...In his mind: She red, she bled, she dead...He doing fine Her walk was a murderous foreplay She chatted about work til they merged at a four-way Her apartment on the third or the fourth...Hey I forgot, it's been a mighty long time for the boar, kay? They waltzed from the steps to the doorway He noted that the patterns on her dresser were ornate What a perfect scene set for his queen, yes His facial expressions gave way and he seemed stressed She asked what was wrong with Chuck Then he grabbed her by the hair and f**ing dropped her, "s*ut!" She tried to fight back; she wasn't strong as Chuck Switchblade drawn, it was long as f** She slipped through his hands while he sawed and cut Grabbed the shotty out the closet, watch Blondie buck [Chorus] Shotgun blast, watch Blondie buck Shotgun blast, watch Blondie buck Shotgun blast, watch Blondie buck She be catching bodies (Bluh, Bluh, Bluh) She be catching bodies (Bluh, Bluh, Bluh) She be catching bodies (Bluh, Bluh, Bluh) (Bluh, Bluh, Bluh)