Justin Padron - Alcoholics Synonymous lyrics

[Intro] George Burns said, "It only takes one drink to get me drunk. Problem is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the motherf**ing fourteenth!" Leh' go! [Hook] (Captain MoGunz) Black boy beligerant, white girl wasted Hit the liquor store, buying bottles by the cases Taking straight shots, man. I can't even taste it Me & Captain Morgan on a first name basis (Tawdry Beers) Black boy beligerant, white girl wasted Drinking all day. Yea, that's right. We getting dasted Memory last night, yea, that's right. I erased it Going full black out cause I am not a racist [Verse 1] (Captain MoGunz) I wake up every morning bu*t naked & intoxicated Mom says I'm addicted, but she knows I'm just dedicated Look ma, no legs! Handstanding on kegs! Drinking Blue Moon, but we do this on the reg (Tawdry Beers) Like my drinks like my president, smooth & mixed A drink is like a chance. Take a shot. You can't miss Snukes on deck just in case I get the drunchies Crew on deck if a b**h tries to punch me They don't know we soak up hunch punch like a spongie (Captain MoGunz) Don't know we inhale alcohol through our lungs, Bry (Tawdry Beers) And we steady throwing up green like the vom that be pouring out the bottom our tummies [Hook Repeat] [Verse 2] (Tawdry Beers) Wake up in the morning, pour some coffee in my Bailey's I drink like it's my job, & I go to work daily Pounding beers, (CM) sipping wine Downing shots, (CM) hitting dimes Feel the rhythm, feel that rhyme (CM) Let's get f**ed up. It's just that time! We going Jon Hamm, Mad Men in this b**h Straight to the head, Double fisting with fifths Meet us at the Waffle House. It's going down Last call. We driving home. One more round! (Captain MoGunz) Sorry, officer. Can't spell my ABC's backwards Never learned to read, & my BAC's on hazard Here's a pun, so try & listen close to my banter This cop tried to nail me, & I'm already hammered [Hook repeat] [Verse 3: Captain MoGunz & Tawdry Beers] (CM) We black boy beligerant, white girl wasted (TB) Just a foreigner & female feeling faded (CM) Black babes beligerant, (TB) white boys wasted (CM) To all my other races, (Both) we all inebriated! (CM) Not alcoholics, just a little soberphobic (TB) If you feel the same, never be afraid to show it (CM) Here's to your next beer. Hope that it's the coldest (Tawdry Beers) And here's the golden rule. We just feel like you should know this Listen close to what I'm rappin Don't remember, didn't happen Don't believe me. Just ask my man, Captain (Robert Sandusky & Captain Morgan) (RS) But I cheated. (CM) Didn't happen! (RS) With my cousin. (CM) Didn't happen! (RS) He's a boy. (CM) Didn't happen! (RS) Little Boy. (CM) Ohhhhhh... (Hook Repeat) No Condoms!