Junot Díaz - The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (Excerpt 2) lyrics

Anywhere else his triple-zero batting average with the ladies might have pa**ed without comment, but this is a Dominican kid we're talking about, in a Dominican family: dude was supposed to have Atomic Level G, was supposed to be pulling in the b**hes with both hands. Everybody noticed his lack of game and because they were Dominican everybody talked about it. His tío Rudolofo (only recently released from his last and final bid in the Justice and now living in their house on Main Street) was especially generous with his tutelage. Listen, palomo: you have to grab a muchacha, y metéselo. That will take care of everything. Start with a fea. Coje that fea y metéselo! Tío Rudolofo had four kids with three different women so that n******g was without a doubt the family's resident metéselo expert. (P.24)