Jumpsteady - Ninjas In Action lyrics

We got many psychopathic ninjas on this track Choppin off wigs like a flyin guillotine attack Jumpsteady, a shocker, rockin the blue blockers A Bruce Lee one inch punch heart stopper You mess with my own, I'll turn ya to stone, Give ya busy tone from an undertaker's phone That's full circle three fold justice, muthaf**er Beat ya silly like a tire - tappin trucker I see this ho is waitin for me Muthaf**a, tell a friend I gotta glock that bucks harder than a drill team sergeant Never been a b**h, always gots to get respected The target is ejected with the venom from my weapon Then ya is deceased when I strike ya in jaw Ain't no time tell yo mama that you love her anymore Ain't no callin on your homies, ain't no callin on the Lord Somebody shoulda told ya bout f**in with a corpse Violent J y'all and I'm outta control Steady slappin' off the California highway patrol Rockin a chemical imbalance and a stolen school bus Full of screamin lil kids, we doin' 90 plus Runnin cops off edges, ratta-tat-tat 'em Bustin shots, swervin and throwin kids at em Jumpsteady in a chopper and away we get Watchin everybody else fallin over the cliff It's the tripe X balla I'm in love wit yo mama But yo daddy be playa hatin so I don't call her I'ma go see my ninja level flow Callin storm, shadow, letcha know, we slicin atcha dome Mr. Bones, Madrox, who you trippin on? My appetite is planetary when I'm screamin unicorn (Uuniiiiiicornn!) Show me who we bumpin on, show me who we smokin wit Handled like some lunatics to get into some k**er sh** S-H-A- double G-Y Why? cuz I run wit a hatchet guy Let me go ahead and check my watch (Fo whut?) So I can see how much time you got (Ah!) Before the hatchet that I run wit swings dowwwn And splits yo face (sh**!) I understand why everybody wants to be down with me I'm runnin with Jumpsteady Psychopathic, we crazier than a muthaf**a ABK in this b**h undercover No badge, no cuffs, no jail Bout to beat ya in the head with my 40 until ya tell Detroit hatchet family on the scene Juggalos, deputies, b**h ya know what I mean Taking over the world with no means to quit With some underground hatchet swingin illusional sh** Wha! Legz Diamond in this b**h Making hair stand up on the back of your neck I'm comin for you haters, little b**hes you are You can run, you can hide, but you won't get far Bullets for your credits, runnin yo mouth How you talkin that sh**? You get yo f**in brains blown out Your game is weak, the stakes are high, and so am I I don't live and let live, I take an eye for an eye Psychopathic ninjas on a k**ing spree Creeping in the shadows of eternity Psychopathic ninjas you will never see As the phantom blade becomes your reality This ain't no two hand touch so get yo helmet on All you might just get planted on yo neighbor's front lawn We some grave diggers wit the shovels and boots We on some wicked sh** hidin in hubbles and under suits I'm on a whole different level Leave you and the devil In the dust With a sign that says 'Heaven Or Bust' I'm not yo priest or yo reverend But I've been known to bless a mic That'll make you swear to God I was heaven sent For a locus, I'm a hundred ton d**h from above To OJ Simpson, I'm a fingerless glove For a pilot, I'm a 'Ghani with a beard and a trenchcoat Chillin first cla**, steady sippin on a coke To a paranoid cop, I'm a game of Morton's list For a crab, I'm an elusive and deadly cuttlefish At your birthday, I'm Jeff Dahmer bakin a cake As you ponder why your best friend is three hours late I can still rock that heater in my back (Where it's at?) On the stable on the roof bustin shots with my gat The surface is scattered with bullets, we flyin through the air Cuz I leap of da roof, 30 feet without a care Just to break off my leg and sh** Get up and beat a mothaf**in pig with it Cuz cops ain't sh**, they get they muthaf**in throat cut And wrapped in bloody sheets and tossed up in my trunk What! A Bruce brother nerd sippin gasoline slurpies Rockin a rare breed of Sudanese herpies Raised in the jungle, communicate with snakes I'll squeeze your throat piece off til it breaks Like a boa constrictor A pressure inflictor Lotus Pod pro tool wit a pit shifter We'll always be underground, not just at first I ain't tryin' to play myself the f** out like Fred Durst Fat kids stay big and f**in like marshmellows And stomp holes in your f**in lyrics like the goodfellows Not it for the cheddar, not in it for the hoes But I love the juggalettes like peach faygo Newports and a plan to f** And a half of cup of syrup when it's time to get drunk Nightclubs in my trunk and my disco balls And my hatchet in the air screamin f** y'all! I'm the urban legend in your back seat With a hook to your head while your rollin down the street Most people, they look at me and run They get up in the club and I pulled out a gun Ya know your bed? That's me under it Pull the covers over your head, I'ma smother it Then it's back off into the moonlit sky Throw your hatchets high! What you non juggalos gonna do? We know you see us, a gang of painted faces comin through You gonna run, you gonna hide You gonna try to say that you got ya one just to stay alive It don't work b**h don't even try I'm blowin holes in yo chest from the gun that I fire Comin thru your dome, come one and all It'd be a shame to see a buncha muthaf**as fall I'm givin props to my homies on the southwest side Psychopathic family til the day that we die I'm off into the street slangin them tapes Shoutout to Double A and the money he makes Esham, my dogs runnin on the east side My street gang's grown, muthaf**a worldwide My juggalos, we one big click It's the Chaos Theory, cmon get wit it Psychopathic ninjas on a k**ing spree Creeping in the shadows of eternity Psychopathic ninjas you will never see As the phantom blade becomes your reality Yeaaaaah!! Light's out! *prison door slams* So how long you been here, old man? 20 years Damn, that's a longa** time, you musta got caught up on some serious sh**. I'll be out in 3 years. You ever thought about escapin this place? Sure I do, but ya see those walls and those guntowers and all them guards. Makes it almost impossible for an old man like me to try and get out of here. Besides, I escape every night. Cuz the one thing they can't lock up is your mind unless you let em. And everynight, I can dream. That's when I escape, that's when I escape these walls, and I...