Juliana Hatfield - Silly Goofball Poems lyrics

The Moose is a noble dolt The Elk is a fool The Rhinoceros is the biggest bore of them all The Hippopatamus is a Giant River Pig The Hyena is a striped dog who thought he was a laughing Horse The Lion is a Queer Cat who by the power of his Queerness became a great Jowled Cat The Tiger is a pure cat The Panther hates cats The Cheetah is a dog who thought he was a Fast Cat The Giraffe is a Horse who grew fond of Tree-Top Leaves The Snake has a body beautiful, And the Elephant is the Lord, the Hook & Curl of his trunk, the long lashed Eye The Sloth is a Chinese Poet upsidedown The Ant-Eater is a long-nosed investigator of Villages The Scorpion is a Sea-Spider trapped on land The Whale is More so The man is very strange [Part II] The Spider monkey is a little fool The Pekinese Doll is a dog The Dachshund is a snake full of love The Siamese Cat is an Angry Monkey The Woman is a cellular mesh of lies as well as a Scratcher The Woman has a dark blossom betwwen her thighs The Buddha is Known The Messiah is Unborn The Boll Weevil is a pants rotter The ant a Warrior The worm is a long history oozing out of Who ? Who ! Mu ! Wu ! The dog is a god The dog is a balker The Leopard is Incontinent , said Dante, free from the Severity of Leopard The Angel Rules the Jungle Blake is Blake The Cow has its own way with water And the Tick sticks in your hair & swells - The Shark I never Saw The purple a** baboon is Insane The Sparrow is a little grey bird The Chimpanzee is Wise The American a Sniper The Gull a bringer of Snail Shells The Parrot I love The snail knows the Unborn Void of Tao and that's why he left his house for Gull The Sea Bird is all Belly Crows are Dawn Singers The Bee hums busily The Frog leaped out of Water The Abominable Snowman is not abominable at all, he dosen't hurt anybody - The Rat has many theories - The Spider means money - The Fly has Seven Million brothers - The Seal is on my roof The Goose goes north The Robin wins the spring The caterpillar waits The Nightingale I have been The mockingbird loves TV aerials The Rabbit The vulture trails the Puma The wolf snaps the bear The Lizard The Eeel The Octopus The Tapeworm The Finger The co*k The Germ The Fingernail The Wall The Swordfish has a Beak of Wood The Lobster is friendly The flea leaps The co*kroach is Reverenced The Bedbug rolls