Julian Smith - Car Phone lyrics

Yes I am I'm a very busy man My words flows fourth with or without? Mile after Mile with my trusty steed at hand My carphone! My carphone! Driving Speaking Simultaneously This should be illegal for everyone but me Meet my wife, my child and most importantly My carphone! My carphone! Calling anyone Anyone I want when I'm on my carphone My carphone I can call anyone I want Who else can go for some donuts right about now? Let's call the guys and get donuts Every single night! Yeah! Every single night! Donuts If you think I'm from the future That's okay with me I'm just a man with lots to say so listen carefully 'Cause two dollars a minute has me speaking perfectly On my carphone! My carphone! Toiletpaper! Calling anyone Anyone I want When I'm on My carphone! My carphone! I can call anyone I want When I'm on my Carphone! My carphone! Calling Anyone Anyone I want When I'm on My carphone! MY CARPHONE! I can call anyone I want *hello* Hey hey I'm on my carphone. *me too* Dad I really got to pee Not right now son Did you catch the game last night? *no, I was on my carphone* I really got to pee! Son, I'm this close- this close to spanking you right now. I can't hold it! SON! Calling anyone Anyone I want When I'm on My carphone! My carphone! I can call anyone I want! Definitely not tonight. I got a ridiculous amount of homework to do. What. Is that! ? An iPhone. But I can call Anyone I want When I'm on My Carphone...