JT Machinima - "My Guild" - A World of Warcraft Rap lyrics

[Musical Intro] [Verse 1] Uh, yeah You know gold don't grow on trees, boy And I don't got time for Leeroys Blizzard, quit nerfing me Oy! Cause now my heavy weapons hit like cheap toys Everybody wants to be the best Too many noobs tryna' boost DPS "I want XP now, I don't need green quests!" Bet you haven't played through BC yet You got through the Shadowpan and thought you'd beaten the game So you just hit level 20, you want a freakin' parade? Comin' from a Hunter dumb enough to be leading a raid Head on over to Goldshire, you need to get laid Let me introduce you if you're new to this You and me, PvP, I'll need a broom for this Cause you're about to get swept like the noob you is As for rez sickness, GET USED TO IT [Refrain] Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill And my guild, it took a while to build And my guild, we leave our missions fulfilled We been rockin' out in WoW since the start of Vanill Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill Nobody can stop us, but if you think that you will Then my guild, is gonna see that you're k**ed When you walk back to your body know you don't got any sk** [Verse 2] Verse 2, by now you 'oughtta know me No discrimination here, all of you can blow me I'll punch you in the balls or your ovaries I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Ogris I'm an alcoholic alchemist Downing gallons of cheap mead while I mix This is a full time job, working all day And I don't care if you judge me cause I role play! Yo AFK, I bet you're not Cause on your other monitor you've got p**nHub! Between Azeroth and wackin' off, when you gonna quit? Me? I never take a break, even when I gotta sh**! My wallet's so fat, and I'm not a big spender But I ain't a bank, baby, find another lender "awwww...." Got babies lining up for me, come from everywhere They're probably all dudes But I DON'T REALLY CARE!!! [Chorus] Now say your goodnights Because it's lights out And when the fear strikes I'll have you psyched out Just like the Lich King My gear is iced out I'll leave you dry as Durotar and drain your life out! [Verse 3] Azeroth is my home, and I'd hate to say goodbye But right now Warcraft, it's on your d**h bed that you lie Tired subscribers are dropping like flies Feels like the last good year was '09 Haters gonna hate, they just say I love to whine "If the game is actually dead, then why are you still online?" Well, gotta have something to complain about! Plunderin' dungeons, got the crypt fever I'll send you to the grave, you can call me Grim Reaper! Is this kid serious? Quit talkin' sh**, Bieber! We're on opposite factions and I'm not a lip reader! Don't mess with the Horde, we'll force you to war We're chock full of Goblins, Trolls, Tauren, and Orcs! You tell the rest of the Gnomes, Worgen and Dwarves That by the time we're done, you'll be changing their drawers! Stormwind to Thunderbluff and everything in between I own your server, get the check and bring it to me! G-O-M-L, you will never best me Only little b**hes ever get Rest XP! I could gank you, but I'm sick of wasting my time I don't fight tiny punks who ain't my own size! What's up Monk? Can I get a buff? Never mind, you're Pandaren, you can s** on my nuts! [Chorus]