JT Machinima - Zombie Soup lyrics

[Bill:] I'm a legal veteran, but they call me Bill And I'm a tough old guy on the ready to k** And it's what I do best in the streets of my town k**ing off the living dead as I make my way around And to make it even better, I'm a certified Senior And now you'll tink twice before you call me a Geezer I can blow my way through zombies from Hawaii to Maine So just stick by my side and we'll complete this campaign [Francis:] Hold up! You can't forget your man, Francis My itchy trigger finger makes the zombies do dances I'll keep all the undead from getting too bored And I'm the only thing you'll need when you be fighting the horde I agree that Bill is jacked but he seems a little whacked As old as he is he might have a heart attack So let me be your man if ya wanna have fun I'm known to choke a smoker with his own damn tongue [Louis:] And fellas remember you need a man with the brains I'm your man Louis and I got my hands on the reigns Putting zombies in pain till they don't wanna face me Driving zombies insane cuz they now that I'm tastey But they can't touch this premeditated sk** I gotta mind that thinks and two hands to k** And I can hunt the hunter, make the boomer boom And if the witch be b**hin' I'll decide her doom [Zoey:] Zoey's in the game, just take a break boys You got some molotovs? Those are little kids toys For the horde I gotta pipe bomb, I chuck it in the middle Then I blow 'em all away and I play 'em like a fiddle No riddle why I'm best, I'm putting the dead to rest Pumping lead into their brains, puts my soul at rest If you want some help you know I got the best rank And I got more beast than the god damned tank [All:] Stick together as a group, we're a traveling troop If we dont hang tight we'll be zombie soup We got differences but we're still a team We're just trying to find a way out of this bad dream k**ing of zombies is a god damned must The undead are dead if they mess with us I gotta stay strong, gotta keep my head Because if I don't we'll all be left for dead