JT Machinima - MW2 Rap lyrics

CHORUS: Call of Duty is truly the best game, I can Go and play it all day without no shame, cuz with Modern Warfare Two I do the same thing Playin' all night cuz sleep is just lame, and my Trash talk is often unchained In the xbox microphone, I'm pwnin' insanely Teabaggin' people even though they can't see me I'm rockin' COD: MW2, daily Skullkruncher13 Up on the gamer scene I wasnít the only who thought COD Was the dream Until I seen something crazy Right next to me It made World at War Look so yesterday But Modern Warfare Two? What is this thing, dude? And I couldnít begin to think Because my eyes were glued So I looked at my bro We both know whatís up Whip out the cash little man We gonna buy this stuff Next thing I know The Xbox ring is flashiní I can hear the COD disc Itís spinniní fast and I canít wait to start all the Smash and blastiní And now I know itís time For me to kick some a** in CHORUS Now haters hate All you want But itís just a mistake Cuz I will make You astonished As Iím honestly blatant You think that Iím wastiní All my time on COD? Iíll tell you why itís amaziní Youíll be praisiní the Gods Screw walkiní Iíll be rockiní out The tank and truck You think ya got fire power Till I crank it up Tough it out, no doubt That Iíll shank you up Cuz Iím a knife throwiní whiz That you canít touch And so I thank you much You boost my rank with ease Before the match, I Didnít even have to say please You stick it out with a rifle I stifle you to ya knees I dual-wield this sh** Come get a piece of these, UH! CHORUS Desert Eagle, keep it real Born and built in Israel Between you and me, you see The USP is a steal Itís got a biga** clip Itís accurate and sh** Just like the FAMAS This gun will straight up rip Donít slip youíll get hit With the L86 The gunís range is sick You best resort to quit And with the p90, youíll find me Cominí up behind thee It unloads fast, Iíll k** your a** So kindly Cuz itís Belgian made itís Sweeter than the bliss of chocolate Its brother MP5 is powerful Now this is hot sh** The M21, the grandson Of M1 Garand And, this semi-auto rifle Gonna end what you planned In my hand, AA-12 Is the gun that I wield To this auto shotgun All you fools gotta yield So grab a riot shield And Iíma make you hate me more Iíll blow past that piece of plastic With my AT4 Now if you use the dragunov Youíre slackiní off, youíre done I only settle for the Barret .50 caliber son Iím stalkiní you with steady aim I hipfire all day Martyrdom is for losers Who misuse their AKís AC130 Gettiní dirty with my enemies Try to run with marathon But itís too easy how I handle these And juggernautís not What you want to use And you can eat my headshot Because Iím watchiní you, PUNK CHORUS x2