JT Machinima - Herobrine vs. The Griefer (Rap Battle) lyrics

[H:] I'll be driving you crazy all around the clock You already know my name cuz I've been around the block I think it goes without saying that I'll never be matched I'll make you children want to run away And never look back, because I am the demon from your nightmares (nightmares) You think I'm gone, but then I'm right there (right there) I'll stare inside of your house and maybe take all your stuff And when you tell your friends They'll just think you're making it up! [G:] Shut up, Herobriiiine, cuz I don't give a f** I leave none aliiiive and take no prisoners I set you on fiiiire and watch you sizzle up If you got the diiiiamonds you better just give 'em up I don't need technique or magic I just hop onto your server And unleash my wrath If you get me freaked out I'll just say it's all in my head Why is that? Oh, wait! Cuz you're already dead! [Chorus:] [H:] Mirror, mirror, on the wall [G:] Whose the baddest of them all? [H:] You don't have to say [G:] Cuz I already know It's Me! [H:] No, me! NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! [H:] Mirror, mirror, tell me now [G:] Whose the baddest cat in town? [H:] You can kiss my a**! [G:] And you can s** my balls! YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG! [H:] Take none alive and leave no prisoners? Come on, that one's not even original! The only thing you do is put back progress What good does that do if I'm the one who stops it Breaking down houses? That takes no sk**! You only piss people off, but I'll be giving them chills Good grief, how much more predictable can you get? You'd better look out for me You don't know what I'll do next! [G:] Pissin' people off? Yep, that is all that I do! And from the way that you rage Looks like I've done it to you! I treat everything I grief like it may be my last That's why these people think that I'm the biggest pain in the a**! I don't just blow up your house I'm putting down b**by traps I'll drop you into the nether and you will never come back! All your crops are my crops, I'll murder your livestock Why? Cuz I do more damage than Herobrine does! [Chorus:] [H:] Mirror, mirror, on the wall [G:] Whose the baddest of them all? [H:] You don't have to say [G:] Cuz I already know It's Me! [H:] No, me! NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! [H:] Mirror, mirror, tell me now [G:] Whose the baddest cat in town? [H:] You can kiss my a**! [G:] And you can s** my balls! YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG! [H:] You know everybody thinks your a nuisance Why don't you come up with a couple of new tricks? [G:] Uh oh, I don't want to sound overzealous I think that I'm making you kinda jealous! [H:] I can't fix a house, but I can't fix you! You seem like a guy whose got mommy issues [G:] Ha-ha, good one, that was such a lame joke At least I'm not a stupid video game hoax! [H:] You bum off of servers as if you were homeless [G:] All I do is destroy so why would I want my own, b**h? Griefing is an art, I find a canvas and paint [H:] Well you can call it an art, but that will not get you laid! I'm gonna pick up some obsidian and cover you up [G:] But you're the one with a face only a mother could love! I leave debris in my wake [H:] I leave emotional scars [G:] If you come across disaster YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OURS! [Chorus:] [H:] Mirror, mirror, on the wall [G:] Whose the baddest of them all? [H:] You don't have to say [G:] Cuz I already know It's Me! [H:] No, me! NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! [H:] Mirror, mirror, tell me now [G:] Whose the baddest cat in town? [H:] You can kiss my a**! [G:] And you can s** my balls! YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG! [Outro:] [G:] Hey, what are you doing here, punk? scram! [???:] I'm the Admin... [G:] Oh...sh**... [Griefer and Herobrine are disconnected]