JT Machinima - Herobrine Rap lyrics

They say I'm a myth, a legend of sorts But they don't know sh**, I'm a devilish force You'd better equip yourself with a sword And keep your fireplaces lit, and lock all your doors If you don't think I exist, let's keep it that way Cuz it'll be hilarious when you see my face I'll make you kids piss in your pants, as you run away Your whole server has been cursed, there is no escape Even if you build a house out of obsidian blocks I'm gonna find my way inside, it should be simple enough Then every time you turn a corner I'll be givin' ya shocks You wanna get rid of me? Then first get rid of these co*ks HA HA I'll make a skeleton look like your best friend You'll never get scared of creepers or zombies ever again Cuz I'm the kinda stuff all your nightmares are made of Go ahead, jump in bed, I'll be here when you WAKE UP! Waggh! Herobrine Is the last thing you'll ever see If you talk smack I'll make your sever crash So you'd better watch your back for me And, if you think I'm just a superstition You're in for an epic surprise You hear a sound? What's that?! Turn around! Oh crap! Take a look into my lifeless eyes You are now succumbing to my moderately persuasive mind powers and will do everything I say. Bazowwowwow. Everybody loves talking about How they saw Herobrine deep down underground But next time one of you punks wants to run your mouth Be careful what you wish for - WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? Never lie about a herobrine sighting You might be the guy who gets struck twice by lighting Yes, I'm making your Minecraft life more frightening Looks like your little night light needs igniting I'll creep inside your mine and give you a scare And look the writings on the wall, I mean, it's clear I was there After I burn your house down and you've pulled out your hair I'll leave you a chest of food just to show that I care Maybe he's not such a monster Maybe he's misunderstood We can't a**ume he's got bad intentions Maybe he's really good Oh gosh dang it. I should've know better! AaaaAaaaaaaa! Herobrine Is the last thing you'll ever see If you talk smack I'll make your sever crash So you'd better watch your back for me And, if you think I'm just a superstition You're in for an epic surprise What's that noise? Oh no! Hello boys! Agh! Go! I'll k** you all with my lifeless eyes I make this beloved game you play A ma**ive b**by trap, not a place is safe Cuz I'm the kinda guy it's ok to hate So rage quit, hurry up, it ain't too late I'll get you lost in the jungle for days and days I hope you're starving quick cuz I ate your steaks And when you mine those diamonds and you're making bank Don't even try to hide 'em, cause I'll take 'em MANG Brick by brick and block by block Destroying all you've built, I can't be stopped I need no introduction cuz you all know me I am a Minecraft God, flyin' around cuz I got OP