JT Machinima - The Minecraft Life lyrics

I got a room made of gla**, so the sun wakes me up. I head down to the kitchen, patfan pour me a cup! It's time to start another day, let's head into the wild But you don't a coat, because the weather is mild, So I equip a couple swords, bows, axes, and stuff My inventory is full, so I guess that's enough I put the rest in my chest and i'm out on the road Bring a shovel patfan, just in case it snows OH We always make sure that we got out prepared And whenever we come home, we got plenty to spare I'm talkin' wood, coal, stone, meat, diamons and gold And a couple torches too, just in case we get cold, yo Craftin' mines all across this land Diamond armor on my back, a pick axe in hand At the end of the day, when we all hit the hay We know we got a lot done, and that's why we say I'm playin' Minecraft And i just cant stop When the sun comes up, I collect my crops I'm playin' Minecraft Life is so much fun When everything is a block, from the moon to the sun I'm playin' Minecraft Blastin' mountains away If I don't like the landscape, then I make it my way Cuz in Minecraft The World is my own I never let a single creeper get inside of my home, NO! Stack the TNT way up high We 'bout to a blow a hole the size Jupiter in the sky Whoa stand aside, that diamond is mine Don't make me summon up my old compadre Herobrine I'm the kinda guy who just designs obsidian castles' So I'm always protected from the hackers and a**holes I ask, that you act on your kindest behavior If you disobey me, you'll get the punishment chamber Don't take anything from my room-EVER Cuz if you touch a single thing I'll send you into the Nether Shove you in lava pit, and kick you down a mineshaft Right before i'll make it clear to you that "THIS IS MINECRAFT!" Endermen think the own this place I stare those ugly lanky stankfarts right in the face Let 'em come at me, I'll send 'em back where they came Cuz Minecraft is my life, don't you hear what i'm sayin'? I'm playin' Minecraft Hunting cows with my bow I got couple steaktips cookin' up on the stove I'm playin Minecraft Don't make your house out of wood I got a bucker full of lava, now that wont end too good I'm playin' Minecraft And I think i just drowned The mine that I was working on got flooded somehow Cuz in Minecraft, You gotta watch your bum I was level 68, now im back to one. When you're in the mines, You're spendin' all your time Diggin' deeper never knowin' when you're comin' home And i'm lookin' for a sign, Some hope that I may find Another way to see the sun again I'll never know I cough and spew, the old black lung Has taken me over, now my time is done I'll never see the surface again, Cuz the diamond that I'm minin' is my only friend I'm playin' Minecraft I'm takin' on these mobs When they pick a fight with me, they deal with all my dogs I'm playin' Minecraft So I'm fluent in Java I'm buildin'skyscarpers, while you're swimmin' in lava I'm playin' Minecraft Tearin' up your worlds You don't like how I play, get your own server Because in Minecraft There ain't no rules Ok wait, hold up, Cut the beat, This is so not cool.