JT Machinima - Snipe Off lyrics

Verse 1; Skull: This is battlefield cla**, call it recon Modern Warfare 3, have a seat, son Take a couple notes cause you're gonna need 'em Cuz when I get my freak on You're obsolete, PUNK In Battlefield, sniping is an occupation I'll snipe your face like I was Taylor Seguin Cuz I got a lotta points And score goals with the ladies I don't touch COD cuz poop Is something I don't play with BrySi: Speaking of poopy, you'd better grab an umbrella Cuz I'm about to take a dump On you and Battlefield, fella Yeah, I'm known around these parts as the king of COD From the beginning all the way To Modern Warfare 3 I pull the trigger, pop shots Nothing but headshots Battlefield is still sitting alone in it's sealed box When I play with DICE, I get incredibly bored I have everything I need, thank you Infinity Ward Chorus; Skull: B to the F CO to the D Battlefield versus Modern Warfare 3 It's not a Rap Battle It's a SNIPE OFF Stick to the trenches Or your head is going right off BrySi: B to the F CO to the D Battlefield versus Modern Warfare 3 DICE studios or Infinity Ward? You gotta pick a side Who you fighting for? Verse 2; Skull: It's not an arcade game, it's an FPS Infinity Ward missed that memo again, I guess I bet right now, they're making COD MOD 4 And it's the same fricken game As all the others before Bullet drop, Headshot, One Shot k**s These are just a couple reasons Why Battlefield's ILL I'm the kind of gamer who pays his Microsoft bills And I never rage quit cuz I'm totally chill BrySi: My sniper is gold-plated, my enemies hate it I won an Oscar for my sk**s in k**cam Entertainment Thank you, thank you, you're all incredibly kind I want to thank God and all these noobs that kept dying You wanna see a trick shot? Cover my eyes I'll pull across the map no-scope, BOOM surprise Try to do that in battlefield You won't have any luck You said yourself it was ill You should've said that it s**s Chorus; Skull: B to the F CO to the D Battlefield versus Modern Warfare 3 It's not a Rap Battle It's a SNIPE OFF Stick to the trenches Or your head is going right off BrySi: B to the F CO to the D Battlefield versus Modern Warfare 3 DICE studios or Infinity Ward? You gotta pick a side Who you fighting for? Verse 3; Skull: I swear to god, I'm not misogynistic But if COD were a woman, it's belong in the kitchen It's unrealistic, perfect for little b**hes Like a cage fight between Snooki and Hilary Clinton Quickscopes, no scopes, all about the luck You don't get one cuz you're good You get one cuz you s** If you dare to step on our servers You should be prepared to duck Because unlike C-O-D, this Battlefield's ROUGH BrySi: Now im a fan of the sandwiches Peanut bu*ter and jelly And since we're speaking of jelly Are you jealous of me? We broke records, we smashed it in 2011 While you were overrated hype We were close to perfection I think the public has spoke, Battlefield is a joke I'll shove my Barret 50 Cal Way down inside your throat But not too far inside you're mouth I don't want you to choke After all I think you do that Well enough on you're own Chorus; Skull: B to the F CO to the D Battlefield versus Modern Warfare 3 It's not a Rap Battle It's a SNIPE OFF Stick to the trenches Or your head is going right off BrySi: B to the F CO to the D Battlefield versus Modern Warfare 3 DICE studios or Infinity Ward? You gotta pick a side Who you fighting for?