JT Machinima - The Next Console War lyrics

[Intro] Order! Order! Order in the court! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please be seated! Mr. Skullkruncher, take the stand Thank you very much, Your Honor [Hook] I don't like playing favorites You know how much I hate it I never wanted to break anyone's heart It's tearing up my insides Because I have to pick sides Why do the two of you have to make this hard? [Verse 1] Buckle up everyone, cause this won't be fun I gotta choose PS4 or Xbox One Microsoft you got the Kinect, it's hot It can recognize me when I step on the spot (Welcome back, master) I got my own robot! You want customization? That'll give you a lot It never turns off, and that seems pretty sweet But that means that thing will watch me when I sleep OK Sony, whatcha got fo' me? Is the PS4 gonna try to control me? Luckily, the camera's not mandatory This console war will go down in history! Hundred bucks cheaper? Sounds like a deal Controller with a touch pad (I wanna feel) Sweet gaming engine, freakin' Unreal Plus you can share games, now I'm gonna steal! [Hook] [Verse 2] Xbox Live has always been worth it And the new one is gonna run on the same service Sony, you better step the Network up Because PSN didn't really get worked on (s**ed) PlayStation Plus, you oughtta try it It enhances the experience, but you gotta buy it PS4 is playing catch-up now, cause Microsoft has the best online around They got Titanfall, and of course, Halo Versus InFAMOUS: Second Son and k**zone Exclusive names, which one to choose? All I know is red rings, I'm done with you! Sony, you got your share of problems too Defective disc drives and GPU All this next-gen stuff better be Grade-A beef Because my backup plan is a Nintendo Wii! [Hook] [Verse 3] The Xbox at E3: total disaster Microsoft was a stock of laughter Changed all your policies to keep the fans happy While the guys at Nintendo are rapidly fapping (yes!) Whoa Sony, you're not off the hook Yeah, the Microsoft meltdown made you look good But that's about it, and I don't call that balance Plus, your design looks like the Xbox in italics Don't get mad cause I just dissed 'em At least Destiny will released on both systems Bungie making games for PlayStation now? Microsoft, that's your prodigal child! (ouch) Next-Gen is gonna take the world by storm By the end of this rap, it'll be the Third World War Everybody talkin' smack about the other console Scroll down to the comments and read them all Which one should I own? I'm still not sold I got these console trolls at my throat They're gonna crucify me either way I go SO SCREW YOU ALL, I'M GONNA BUY 'EM BOTH!!! [Hook] [Outro] Wow, so glad I decided to get both of these systems Excuse me, sir? Sir? Sir, after taxes that'll be 967.82 WHAT?! 967.82 Are you kidding me?! No I'm not, sir Wow, you have lost my business, sir! Okay You and your tyrannical next generation bulls*** can s** it! Could you calm down, sir? Ah, go f*** yourself! Okay Screw this, I'm going back to the N64