JT Machinima - Mob Rap, Part III lyrics

Welcome back mobs and monsters Ghouls and goblins of all shapes and sizes DJ Deadpig drop the beat! Oh man what's going on here? I thought I heard something Oh god no please! Blahaa Get ready cause we're back And we're back for good When the sun goes down Better leave the woods I got a couple arrows ready And I'm ready to shoot So by the time I'm done You will be zombie food Yummy! Pillaging your little village is fun I'm only good at k**ing you so are you willing to run? If you've got a lot of armor then come get some I'll put a frown on your face And an arrow in your bum If I had a broom, I'd take to the skies And cook up a stew with spider's eyes Brew poisonous potion, you cannot hide With a f** of my wrist you die! I you try to k** me, I wish you luck Got a couple of potions to heal my cuts I don't need friends, I live alone in my hut You don't like my nose, kiss my bu*t The sun goes down that's when they get started They've got one mission that's to k** the target Now I just heard something I guess I should start running Well what's the point if you got no place to go? I think we showed up to the wrong occasion We'll get on our way, we must be mistaken We was lookin' for a field with some plants to consume Sorry to interrupt, you can resume We don't like k**ing people or causing harm I mean look at us we belong to a farm So if you don't mind, we'll move on by Oh look some wheat! Move b**h it's mine! Ah-Ahem Well, I'm the enderman Rapping isn't my forte But I suppose while I have the stand I can tell you my story I don't know where I'm from I don't know where I'm going But I hate everyone So I guess that's worth knowing And if you look at me then I won't bother you And you'd better not steal because that's what I do I'm your worth nightmare And you'll never wake up I make look the enderdragon like a cakewalk I'm from the nether where I never see the sun And I'm proof that three heads are better than one Throwin' wither skulls Makin' wither sounds You're ready to give up I want another round Nobody's gonna save you now I'm the mob boss Represent the undead crowd The sun goes down that's when they get started They've got one mission that's to k** the target Now I just heard something I guess I should start running Well what's the point if you got no place to go? Guess who's back You bunch of little b**hes? Just when you thought it was safe to eat chickens I'm gonna make you wish you'd never had a taste Layin' eggs like a boss, takin' over the place Aaagh Humankind has had its run Now it's time for the pouldry to have its fun You've gotten yourself in a feathery storm For each one of us you k** A dozen are born Yeah, pa**in' off the mic to my partner in flight Mc fangs! [Random mumbling] Ah screw it, who's next? They call me Ezio They're never gonna get me though I'm a voice for the voiceless Eyes of the blind And I'm always in the back of my enemy's minds None of these infidels shall flee I'm a decked out weaponized k**ing machine Doesn't matter what game i came from Here I am I'm the first one to strike and the last one to stand Now hit the again! The sun goes down that's when they get started They've got one mission that's to k** the target Now I just heard something I guess I should start running Well what's the point if you got no place to go?