JT Machinima - Greifer Rap lyrics

Ha ha Ha Haaaaa All ye-who dare wander, humbles thyselves In the path of my turbulence EMINENT DOOM APPROACHES! Take up arms, protect your wives Lock away all your food supplies Whatever you hide I am gonna find I severed the head of Herobrine Nobody's safe for me, the pent-up psycho Minecraft freak Total destruction I shall wreak Upon every living thing that I can see!! Taking your diamonds as soon as I find them Now all your treasure is MINE Slaughtering of all your chickens and cows And your cat and your dog and your SWINE I'm stealing your crops, so call up the cops There's nobody who's on your SIDE So how can a hopeless loner who's on his own Hope to surVIVE!!! You used to love this game, in fact you were obsessed Now look upon the burning landscape, wrought with d**h But this is just a start, I haven't finish yet I'll see my work is done, when there is nothing left Too bad that's there nothing That you can do to stop me And if you are lucky You will respawn far away You pray one day for relief There's no such thing as good grief I don't know who could be worse Goddam I'm one good griefer Here I come, don't stick around "Quick lay low don't make a sound!" Stay inside, and underground Hot a single place, that I won't tear down Don't give out your coordinates I'll spawn a ghast, be sure of it Then watch and LAUGH, now you're PISSED How could anyone ever get bored of this!! You all know me I'm freakin OP So you treat like I am a GOD Every season is open for griefin' So give me a reason to STOP Turning your home into sticks and stones As I raise it to the GROUND Under the gra**, I light your a** With the dynamite I FOUND I'm the kinda guy you can never hurt Build me evil palace deep beneath the Nether Earth "Get off of our server, we were on it first!" But you won't be the last, of that, I am SURE Too bad that's there nothing That you can do to stop me And if you are lucky You will respawn far away You pray one day for relief There's no such thing as good grief I don't know who could be worse Goddam I'm one good griefer