JT Machinima - Mob Rap, Part IV lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen I trust we did no introduction Hahaha Mob Rap part 4 Break it down [Wolf] Don't tell me that my bark is bigger than my bite Because if you take a whack at me you're gonna get a fight Never travel with a pack, cuz I like to hunt alone I'm an untamed beast - Wait a sec is that a bone? Oh yes yes yes, I'll do anything you wanna If you treat me really well I'll even wear a doggy collar I'm a man's best friend, and a mean sheep eater And I'll keep your house safe when I scare away the creepers [Creeper] Hold up, scare me? That's not true I'm only keeping my distance cuz I'm allergic to you Every single Minecrafter with half a brain Is afraid of me because I'll send 'em up in flames I got gunpowder inside of me, you should not be fighting me Because I got a short fuse, so don't go igniting me I'll rock this server, making every block quake There is nothing on this damn planet I can not break [Silverfish] Hey guess who decided to show up this time? It's the most obnoxious mob that you're ever gonna find If you pick the wrong block when you're digging through a mine Then I'll pop right out and chew on you till you die I'm a spiky little pest with a set of sharp teeth And I'm really hard to catch because I'm so tiny Even if you k** me, there's more on the way Grandpa Jenkins, what you gotta say? [Chorus] The moon is coming up, the sun's going down I'm looking for my friends but no one's around We're coming out to get you Too bad that I won't let you In these dark times, it's a hard life But I'm never gonna let them take mine! [Horse] Drop that la**o and put down the saddle Cuz you can't fence me in like a subservient cattle You think a sword makes you tough? That doesn't matter Get of my back, you're never gonna win this battle Bah fine fine fine, I guess I can't stop it But if you steer me towards a cliff, I will jump off it I was a wild stallion with a need to be free And now I'm just a brain-dead obedient steed [Blaze] It's been a while man, I been straight blazin' Hangin' in the Nether, straight blazin' You know why I'm hot, cuz I'm straight blazin' Representin' Colorado, straight blazin' When I'm in a battle, I'm a amazin' Shootin' fireballs, call me Mr Flame Man Don't you mess around with me while I'm blazin' Nobody gives a light like a blaze can [Chorus] [Wither & Ender Dragon] It's the return of the baddest mob boss ever Mob boss? Ha, that's cute and clever Stop Mr Wither, I will not have you mock me How adorable, a dragon that's talking At least I'm more than a deformed skeleton Have told you three heads are better than one? Well I can fly! And so can I! Maybe we should be friends! Let's give it try! (wheee!) [Skeleton] It's another mob rap, and it can never end Without another couple bars from the skeleton I'm a rhymin' marksman, and I never miss a target Quick to win a battle even if I didn't start it, ha! And if you've got a bone to pick You might as well go home before your bum gets kicked I'm better with a bow than Katniss Everdeen Oh my god a bone! Stupid wolf let me be! [Chorus] [Ghast] What's up everybody, it's me; the ghast Back up in this hizzy to kick some... [Outro] Oh I'm so sorry but we're out of time Yeah gotta run Hey, hey, guys come on Don't cut the beat That's just rude I bring my best lines every time and you give me the cold shoulder You let the silverfish have a verse... The Silverfish had a verse and i don't get one And now you're all going to leave. Thanks