JT Machinima - Caught Up In Garden Warfare lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen Prepare yourselves for the ultimate post-apocalyptic showdown Um, uh, excuse me, can we change it up a little bit? [Foot Soldier Zombie] Zombie soldier is reporting for duty Camouflage on, cuz it's gonna be a doozy The plants have struck, now we gotta take 'em on Take a big whiff of my super stink bomb [Sunflower] Talk about stink, you smell like d**h You gotta go green if you wanna be the best See, I'm a sunflower, and with my sun power All I need's a little light to make a laser gun outta [Scientist Zombie] I'm the token undead scientist Keeping my fellow zombies all alive as sh** Ha-ha! A logical paradox Now watch for my dolphin shotgun shots [Chomper] What happens when a zombie doctor Comes face to face with a hungry chomper? (Lunchtime!) I'll put you where my teeth is You undead geeks can rest in pieces [Hook] Whoa, oh-oh-oh no Caught up in Garden Warfare Whoa, oh-oh-oh no And I could not be more scared Whoa, oh-oh-oh no Caught up in Garden Warfare Whoa, oh-oh-oh no [Peashooter] Better eat your veggies every single day Open up wide (puda-puda-puda yay!) Sorry that you died, I didn't mean to Have a couple more peas with a chili bean too [All-Star Zombie] I was on varsity for four straight years After I tackle you, hear the ringing in your ears Dropping imp punts like volcanic eruptions All I care about is organic destruction [Cactus] Proudly as cacti we stand You know you want a taste of my ice cream hands Don't touch my needles or they'll make you cry Watch your step (POW), potato mine [Engineer Zombie] Attention: undead revenge is here Presented to you by the engineer I'm coming at you with a jackhammer attack Plus you can see half of my fat-a** crack (sorry) [Hook] [JT Machinima] Oh my God, they keep k**ing everything around Nobody left throughout the town I can't believe what's going down Wait, did you just hear that sound? Can't decide which is worse Hate those leafy evil jerks Zombies ate up my neighbours And soon it's gonna be my turn! [Chomper] Mmm, delicious! [Foot Soldier Zombie] I was gonna eat him! [Chomper] Sorry, b**hes Got my mind on my hungry Hungry on my mind [Foot Soldier Zombie] Well, the next human being we see is mine! [Cactus] Sounds to me like a little zombie's mad [Engineer Zombie] The desert called and they want you back [Sunflower] Zombies, they're all the same to me I've seen enough of 'em on AMC [All-Star Zombie] I'll pluck your petals and tell you who loves me [Sunflower] Only a mother could love something ugly [Peashooter] Ha-ha, yeah, or your dad too [Scientist Zombie] Oh I'm sorry, did someone ask you? [Chomper] The fatter they are The better they taste [Hook]