JT Machinima - The Bastion Musical lyrics

This world is paradise Scenic and beautiful The forest comes to life It's like a musical! Is it ironic that I'm an omnic? (That he's an omnic) I'm not at odds with nature Now that I'm part of it! I used to be on my own till I found you (Till ya found me) Make yourself at home, look around you (Look around me) We'll build a life and do what friends do While I try to forget what I've been through You set me off now rest in peace I'll f**k you up when you step to me! Your blood will run through every street You b****es won't even get to scream! I'll drop robot obscenities While I bathe in the flesh of my enemies It's time to wipe this planet clean Of the s**t-stain called humanity! Pump you full of lead from head to feet Shred to pieces like a fat bag of meat! I laugh happily at you as you bleed Brutality is all Bastion needs! My turret's gonna f**k you up! Now eat my bullets, taste my rust Tongue my bolts and s** my nuts! You're a bunch of f****** *****! Excuse that tiny outburst Where'd I digress? (Where'd he digress) After the Omnic Crisis I've been a mess if you couldn't guess Those days are long behind me So don't be scared (So don't be scared) Yes I've seen better days but I'll make repairs Though I'm a bit rusty, trust me No one's gun's bigger Use soft voices, cause loud noises Might get me TRIGGERED What in the mother of f**k was that? PTSD's comin back! Been runnin' train since Vietnam! And I've gone nuts deep inside your mom! No time to run, it's time to die! I see you pussies tryna hide! You're just a Motley Crew of cowards! You're Overwatch, I'm OVERPOWERED! Like a homicidal artist I'll paint your brains on the wall, b****! I love the mess, I'm covered in carnage! Earth's a dumpster, you're it's garbage! You're all weak, I'm a tank Hope you freaks like getting spanked! Armor's strong, gun is long Don't believe me? Ask your mom! That's just my sense of humor It's all for laughs (It's all for laughs) Tell your mom I'm so sorry! For not calling back, b**ch! I need space for a while To do some thinkin' (To do some thinkin') Because once I get hostile You'll face extinction! I frolic and dance with the animals They don't mind if I'm a bit mechanical Still I find myself longing To murder everybody! I'm the last f**king Bastion All of my kind are dead I'll k** all of you ba*tards Cause that's all I have left I will ma**acre the ma**es Tear your families apart You'll be slaughtered Like the filthy f**king cattle that you are Come with me my feathered friend We'll stick together until the end We'll live out each of our dreams How I love to hear their screams [Fast robot speech:] Humanity is a festering sickness These foul swine will be cleansed in the fires of absolution I will stamp out the lives of the parasitic maggots And open the foundation of this cancer I am the cure for this repugnant disease Praised be the Omnics responsible for mankind's eradication