JT Machinima - Angry Birds vs Clash of Clans lyrics

R: Yo, it's your boy Red Got a Fortress? Lemme destroy it Everybody make noise to annoy them You call that a castle or a toy, man? We got mad co*ks in the henhouse You and the rest of your clan better get out By the time I'm done, you'll barely stand Your just a bunch of smelly barbarians B: What'd you say? I couldn't hear With all these cannons in my ear Barbarian? Why yes I am Everyone in my family is a manly man You think your tough enough to break these walls? Then replace yourselves with cannonballs Unlike you I can stand on legs Favorite breakfast? SCRAMBLED EGGS!!! C: Gaming on the go has just blown up All your consoles are getting shown up So everybody throw your mobile phones up If the kind of game you play is the one that's unplugged Feel the power in the palm of your hand You got an army waiting at your command One question that can separate a boy from a man Do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan? R: Well, I keep it fresh and mix it up When I'm taking names and kicking up From Christmastime to outer-space We got no problem with a change of pace I may not have hands, but you're about to get slapped Ever since 2009, we've been the top mobile app! B: Oh, come on, that's laughable! You have to be The lamest game without any strategy When you pa** my numbers, get back to me My castle stands like a masterpiece Any fan of yours is an amateur You fly as well as a hamburger Hail the clan, you know our name We're about to change the way we game! R: All you need is cash to be good at clash You can never buy enough gems for your stash B: No! it's all about tactics, that's a fact Strategy is what you feathered-freaks will never grasp I mean, who needs you and your useless expansion packs And what's the fuss with your eggs? Because they never hatch! R: Oh yeah?Well, you got a face only a mother could adore And I bet her beard grows just as thick as yours! C: Gaming on the go has just blown up All your consoles are getting shown up So everybody throw your mobile phones up If the kind of game you play is the one that's unplugged Feel the power in the palm of your hand You got an army waiting at your command One question that can separate a boy from a man Do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan? B: You and me, beak-breath, we will never be equals You had a Star Wars add on that was including the prequels! R: You know, I've k**ed a lot of hogs, man, that's for sure But I've never seen a group of pigs as big as yours So you can stick to your lame game of waiting around But don't let me near your town hall Or I'm gonna bring it all down! B: Hop on your slingshot and send your fat bu*ts back home I know your angry, but I gotta ask; are you mad, bro? C: Gaming on the go has just blown up All your consoles are getting shown up So everybody throw your mobile phones up If the kind of game you play is the one that's unplugged Feel the power in the palm of your hand You got an army waiting at your command One question that can separate a boy from a man Do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan?