JT Machinima - Welcome to America lyrics

[Part 1] Back to the mothaf**in' whiteboard Time for a change, open the psych wards Never played the organ, but i'll strike chords When i tell the vatican to hand over the child p**n (hahaha) In the pews, what do they use their minds for? Some guy in the sky we should wanna die for? (yup) Come judgement day, i won't apologize for Anything at all, that's not what the mic's for (nope) Listen up, here's a sight for your eye-sores Children of america, starting up online wars Screamin' "die who*e" tryna get high scores "f*ggot" is the only word they spell without typos (f** you) Red, white and blue blood on your white floors You didn't start the fire, but you could've tried more Here's a firehose. "What's that even like for?" Bum a cigarette? Now you know where you can light yours Rich old guy on life support Can ban gay marriage, but he and his wife divorced In the other corner a mother's fightin' for A family of four without any life insurance Broken disc needs a fix in her spinal cord But the employer doesn't care, he's provided for (damn) This is a motherf**ing guided tour Get prepared america, i'm gonna write some more! [Hook 1] Take a side, left or right Rich or poor, black or white If you re wrong, you have to right, so Pack a bowl and grab a light I recognize those flashin lights Went to jail and spend the night Mom and dad, dont ask me why Im just tryna keep your taxes high [Part 2] A misinformed mysoginist On hardcore bondage p**n, it's obvious He's got bad mommy problems, always pissed Says that he's not a virgin, probably is (ouh) Put a finger on his keyboard, it sticks Send a text to his ex, yep, dick pics With a mind that is easily addicted "one tip for a bigger dick?" quick click! But i'm the kinda guy who makes a girl self-conscious You say i'm stuck up? i call it heartless On the surface i am perfect, flawless Phone off the hook, cuz the b**hes keep callin' (rring) Couldn't give a sh**, i'll just let it ring "But she's in love with you!" Then i bet it stings Sorry that i'm not sorry i got better things Plus i got a reputation, and her credit stinks "Where'd she go?!" Check the bathroom stall She's playin' tonsil hockey for a couple of dollars (ewww) All she wanted was a man who had the balls To ignore all of their plans, and disregarded her calls And never hold her hand And leave her stranded at the mall And once she starts to see success He's there to make sure that she falls She loves her life, an awful fact I could break her legs, she'd be crawlin' back [Hook 2] Check out the Life I lead And I mothaf**in love it! I'll watch this country bleed And its fillin up my wallet Forsake your fals beliefs Worship me like a prophet I'll be honest, the paradox is Thank god, cuz he got me into congress [Part 3] What's the dollar worth? Couldn't care less Blame inflation on the government airheads They're ready for anything, or they'd better be If the village dipsh** was nominated For state treasury Evidently, the senate has permanent seats They've been there forever Did they cryogeinally freeze? Just when you thought it was safe To confide in your priest They're doing more s** offending Than the guys on the streets "Whoa, wait a minute, stop complaining And just take action!" But if i did that, what would i write my raps with? (huh) Freedom of Speech, b**h, yes i practice In my opinion, i'll k** the westboro baptists Any president i elect, i'll head to war on Protect the second amendment by getting more guns Never ever let woman consider abortion When there's plenty of men who can choose for them We should procreate all sorts of People we do not need more of Then we'll find more food to gorge on Supersize me b**h, f** proportions Mickey D's takin' over the globe All bow to ronald on his obesity throne It's a festival of cholesterol I'll leave this f**in' mess to the rest of y'all f** this horsesh** america, i'm leaving now Ya got 13-year-old kids conceiving now Even your valedictorians are cheating (how?!) And if you try to speakin' up you get beaten down But i won't keep my mouth shut, f** you all f** your laws, country and f** your god f** the motherf**in' earth that's beneath my feet Honestly America, how the f** do you sleep?